Engineering dating jokes
The Mechanical engineer works to the nearest thousanth of an inch, the Electrician works to the nearest inch and the Shipwright works to the nearest ship.
Heat in a 460K ( /- 0.8K) oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Johnson's first order rate expression, or until golden brown.The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.Along about the time Computing became Information Technology, and the library became a Learning Resources Center, and Inspection became Quality Control, or maybe Quality Assurance (I never understood the latter, since Quality Assurance didn't seen to check on Quality Control, but on me. Oldie but goodie: Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients (all /- 1.5 %): 532.35 cm3 gluten 4.9 cm3 Na HCO3 4.9 cm3 refined halite 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10) To a 2-L ( /- 1 cc) jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr /- 1, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation.I've never quite figured out what QA actually does, except bug me and issue endless new Quality Documents.)There's another version of this joke: The passenger in the helicopter writes out another sign: "That was no help at all." Inside the building as the helicopter flies off, a second prog walks up, peeks out, and asks: "What was all that about? This is also a political joke with one member of a major U. political party in a hot air balloon and a member of the other major U. In a second 2-L ( /- 1 cc) reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm /- 2 RPM, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogeneous.